CHICKS COMPLAIN ABOUT HAIR. I'M A CHICK- I'M GONNA COMPLAIN ABOUT MY HAIR NOW.

Well hey. I know everyone wants to read a post about hair, so I will.  In two weeks- getting my haircut.  You're probably saying, "uhhhhhhh, why in two weeks...?" But I have some logic.  State is in two weeks, and then after that (probably like, the actual day after state) I'm getting my locks chopped.  It's not gonna be a huge deal. Cause, my hair's already pretty short... but still. It's gonna be a giant deal for me at least.  Let me explain from the beginning.  A long time ago, wayyyyy back when, my bangs were agrivating me so I decided that it'd be a "marvelous" idea to go ahead and cut them myself. One snip of my scissors, and my head of hair was destroyed from then on.  I came out of the bathroom and showed my mom and she was like, "You're getting your hair cut TOMORROW." That's how bad it was. I learned that I will never ever be a hairdresser ever.  Not my forte.  But anyway, the next day we went to go see if there was any hope for my hair in the future, and even the hairdresser was like, "jeeeeeezzzz.... what did you do?" And i was like, "I don't know.." So thennnnn, they tried to do whatever they could, and while they were performing this hair surgery, they asked if I wanted layers. Saying yes to that question was the biggest regret of my life.  I HATE MY LAYERS. I. HATE. THEM. all I'm saying. And i've complained about them all year. Kinda feel bad cause that is all I've complained about all year.  That's how bad my hair cut was.  That that hair cut early in the school year still haunts me TO THIS DAY. So that's why in two weeks I'm chopping off everything. Well, not everything. It's not like I'm gonna shave my head, (BELIEVE ME: if it was socially acceptable, I'd shave my head.  But if I did that, no one would talk to me probably and I'd regret it. A lot. But all I'm trying to say here is that guys have it SO EASY when it comes to hair. Buzz cut, and DONE.) Where was I? oh yeah, so i'm cutting my hair very short and  past my layers so i can just start fresh with this big chunk of fur sitting on top of my head, doing its own thing.  And i'll probably regret chopping all this hair off becuase i'm too lazy to actually do stuff with my hair everyday cuz its super curly and quite frankly thick so I know my short hair will turn into a hair-tastrophe and be a huge, curly, puff ball, fro thing that I'll cry myself to sleep about every night like I do now about my hair. (HAHA, just kidding... I'm not that crazy.. ) Well anyway, TWO WEEKS. prepare yourself. HAIR-POCOLYPSE. (did I spell that right?)