And you thought you were a picky eater?

I can be bizarre sometimes. If you're bored, I intend you kill time by reading this. If you're busy, and don't wanna know some awesome information about me (haha, it's not that great...) then I suggest you keep on reading somewhere else.
1.  I don't like food touching on my plate. (I know, I know, a lot of people don't...)
2.  I am an extremely picky eater. (Yes, again, I know, picky eaters are common..)
3.  Relating to 2., when I say extremely, I mean EXTREMELY. Some people just don't understand why I don't eat some stuff. And sometimes, neither do I. But I don't know, it's just me.
4.  My picky eating causes me to feel emabarased sometimes when I eat.
5.  Relating to 4.: let me just tell you that I eat ketchup basically with everything. Not everything, but a lot of stuff that you would find gross.
6.  Here is a list of things that I put ketchup on/eat ketchup with:

• hamburgers, hotdogs, chicken, french fries, (you know, the common stuff people put ketchup on...)
• potato chips
• tacos
• broccoli (don't knock it until you've tried it.)
• sloppy joes (If you know what those are?? If you do, high five.)
• buttered noodles
• steak (when I do eat it, which is typically almost never)
• that's all that I can think of right now...

7.  I hope I didn't make you throw up. Which is why I feel emabarrased when I eat those foods. Especially at restaurants when I have to ask for ketchup.
8.  You're probably thinking that if I'm so embarased by it, why don't I just stop? Truth is, I can't. I'm pretty sure ketchup runs through my bloodstream.
9.  I got hooked on eating weird foods with ketchup when I was young, because I was such a picky eater, and I tended to like ketchup, so my mom started putting ketchup on foods that I wouldn't eat. It worked, because now I will never be able to eat another piece of broccoli without ketchup on it. 
10.  I'm such a picky eater, that those foods I put ketchup on reasonably the only things I eat. Plus, also, pizza (only cheese..), candy, spaghetti, and breakfast items. Hence, I am an EXTREME picky eater.

That's how I roll. It's me, I can't change it.